Butter Bitch
What is the Butter Bitch? Nobody knows. Some of us are trying.
● Live from the pan
This feed has been running since the first sighting. Nobody has been able to turn it off. If the butter ever stops melting, please e-mail no one.
What's new
10/31 — New sighting added to The Lore. A reader in a kitchen says the eyes were "not there, but looking."
10/24 — We got the Special Butter Unit file. Some of it is still blacked out. Click the black bars at your own risk.
10/01 — The guestbook is full. It is full of butter.
You are visitor 0031337 to witness the Butter Bitch.